Kamis, 05 Desember 2013

Catatan untuk Sekretaris

1. Notulenkan setiap pertemuan 

Pertemuan pertama (hari? , tanggal?)
Acara (Susunan acara) ? , peserta ....
Formatnya sama seperti notulis rapat.


Jumat, 22 November 2013

Cerito Ande-Ande lumut



Sakwijine dina ing dukuh wetan kali ana pangeran kusumadya utawa raja Kediri sing ketemu klenting kuning sing asline putrid teko kerajaan jenggala sing dikenal jenenge Putri Candra Kirana #flashback Pangeran Kusumadya ngerti nek awake kudu golek permaisuri kanggo urip saklanjute ing tlatah wetan kali utawa Kediri.

AAL / P.Kusum               : “Patih,patih.. tulung sebarke marang pelosok – pelosok desa,yen aku lagi golek bojo ya..”
Patih                                   : “Inggih, ndara aku siap!”


Pamflet-pamflet banjur dipasang karo pating ing ngendi – endi, isine pamphlet ngandaake yen pangeran kusumadya lagi golek permaisuri, kabeh poro gadis ing dkuh kali kulon gempar, ora ketinggalan uga anak-anake nyai randha dadapan.

Klenting Biru                   : “Mbok, simbok.. aku oleh melu sayembara iki po ora?”
Simbok dadapan             : “Oleh tha ya,, cah ayu, kana lho, ngajakko mbakyu-mbakyumu!”
Klenting Biru                   : “Nggeh mbok, kula tak siap-siap luluran riyen!”
Simbok                            : “Yawis, mengko tak kandane dewe…… klenting ijo! , klenting abang! Mrene nduk.. “
Klenting Ijo                      : “Wonten napa tha mbok, kok kayake rada penting?”
Simbok                              : “Iku lho nduk, ana bocah bagus ing dukuh wetan kali lagi nganaake sayembar, golek bojo kang jenengane ande-ande lumut!”
Klenting abang               : “Wih, iku spektakuler mbok, aku pengen fesyel-an ndisik, mbakyu kuwe melu po rak?”
Klenting Ijo                      : “Ayo ra dek, siap-siap ndisik, sesok mangkat sing esok!”
Klenting abang               : “Aduh, duh, suh mbakkk, aku ora sabar ketemu bocah bagus kuwi!”

Simbok randha dadapan seneng ngerti gunemane anak-anake, banjur simbok ngeti Klenting kuning (anak angkate kang lagi umbah –umbah) ora penak atine yen ora ngandani anake kuwi.

Simbok                              : “Nduk, klenting kuning!”
Klenting Kuning             : “Ngene lho nduk, bocah bagus ing wetan kali lagi nganaake sayembara. Kowe nek pengen melu, anggero melu, sesok bareng karo mbakyu-mbakyumu!”
Klenting Kuning             : “walah mbok, mboten usah, kula taksih gadhah pekerjaan dalem ingkang saged dikerjaaken”
Simbok                          : “Nduk,apa kowe ora pengen tha? Ing kesempatan iki?”
Klenting kuning              : “Mboten usah, mbok, matur suwun”
Simbok                              : “Iyo uwis lah nduk”

Simbok krungu pangutaraane Klenting kuning, maleh sedih. Banjur ngono simbok njaluk tulung bango tong – tong, sahabate klenting kuning. 

      Simbok                              : “Ngo, bango tong tong, kowe ing ngendi ?”

ora weruh praupane bango tong tong, (lah dalah ore let suwe jumedul)

      Bango          : “ohh, simbok dadapan tho, wonten napa nggeh?”
      Simbok                              : “ngene lho nak, klenting kuning kuwi ora gelem melu sayembara sing dianaake pangeran teko seberang, bareng kowe kuwi sahabate, tulung   kowe jakki menawane gelem?”


      Bango              : “njeh, siap mbok, niku panic tugas kulo”


Nyambung sesok-sesok maneh :) 
*Cerita ini berbasis imajinasi sendiri :)

Minggu, 29 September 2013

Short Dialog of Giving Instructions

1. In the technology Information lesson, the teacher giving some instruction for using coreldraw x4 to his students.

Mr.Kin : okay, good morning students
students : Morniiing Sir
Mr Kin : today i will teach you about coreldraw x4, first you must turn on the computer.
students : yes sir
Mr.Kin : the second you must click the icon of coreldraw x4 in the main dekstop
students : yes sir
Mr kin : then draw an icon brand from shape tool and get the creativity from it!
students : alright sir


2. When mascot of Prince Tennis going to Indonesia, he attending a tennis foundation and he teaching the little boys and girls who has talent like him.

Prince Tennis : "hey Kids, lets doing some technique!"
The audience : "yes, sir!"
Prince Tennis : "First jump in the ground high as you can !"
The audience : "yes sir!"
Prince Tennis : "The Second, set your racket for comfort yourself as you can !"
The audience : "Ok, sir!"
Prince Tennis : "Then the basic technique, all of you already understand, lets practice for real !!"
The audience : (hoooray) "lets goooo!!"

Short Dialog of Making Complaints

1. Garlicish is active player on stardune, she earning much points so fast,  her level so high then somebody need a character for high level and pay for some dollars to her , garlicish sell her character but nothing about the payment so she complaining to the game master.

Garlicish         : morning GM !
Game Master : hi garl and morning, how are you?
Garlicis           : morning, i'm fine anyway i have trouble in your game..
Game Master : ohh, let me see..
Garlicish          : Sir, i sell my character to somebody and then the payment isn't done well as i expected! 
Game Master  : aww thats not fair, so give  the fact that you seld and file your case by submitting ticket to our customer service at our website.
Garlicish          : thank you for the advice.
Game Master  : bye, and have nice play :)



*based on somebody's true story 

Short Dialog of Making Request

1. Something happen in the XII Socialpreneur 1's classroom, the class so colorfull because of somebody have birthday party but there is nothing curtain. Linlin  know that and she will ask lilis to bring the curtain.

linlin : hmmm , its so colorfull,... (watching around the class)
lilis : yeah you're rigth lis, but the sunshine will come fast and make hot wheather here ..
linlin : ahh, i have idea...
lilis : what is it?
linlin : ahh, the missing curtain, you know ?
lilis : yep i know
linlin : would you pick the curtain ?
lilis : alright with pleasure !
linlin : fast better lis
lilis : okay
 
2. Evonah and deboyah visiting public library to borrow some books, but the book which evonah want isn’t in there, because of lacking new book, so they make request to the librarian.

Evonah : “ewww, deboyaah, here is nothing… I cant borrow all of the book here, because of all of them is old book! “ (disappointed)
Deboyah : “don’t be sad evon… it’s the reality that the library isn’t complete “.
Evonah : “that’s right, I’ll make some request to librarian!”
Deboyah : “okay, lets go!”
~~( they walking to administration table )~~
Evonah : “Hi , sir!”
Deboyah : “let we make some request, please!”
Librarian : “yes of course, lets typing in this paper and next day I’ll give to the headmaster”
Evonah and Deboyah : “yeeeah… thanks anyway sir “ 

Librarian : “ ah it is okay, you’re welcome”
 
3.Cessa and garetta discuss about carnival on downtown choprus, but they confused how to go to there, because the main street full of car.
Cessa : hey taa, you know today is carnival day?
Garetta : yaa, I know saa… ahh the main street so busy 
Cessa : yap,  how can we go to there ? 
Garetta : I suggest that if we go evonah's store first.. how  do you think?
Cessa :  its cool  
Garetta : Ooh that good idea………..

4.Dolly and tweety walking around the mall, then they meet ice crem stll. Tweety make  a request to dolly.

Tweety : hey dolly, watch over there…..
Dooly : what’s up tweety?
Tweety : that is ice cream stall, hmmm
Dooly : ahh.. so that is ice cream, I guess that
Tweety : Dooly, would you like to buy me a cone of ice cream ?
Dooly : oh sure, wait here dummy, I’ll buy it for you


5.Yuna is Nirma’s little brother, he wants to use nirma’s cell phone, because his phone has run out of credit
Yuna : NIrma, my lovely sister … (with cute expression)
Nirma ; yeah what’s up yuna, haha don’t teasing me (poke his brother’s nose)
Yuna : can I borrow your cellphone?
Nirma : why, you have cellphone too!
Yuna : hmm mine has run out of credit, please lend me at this moment!
Nirma : I can’t lend it to you, anyway you can borrow mother’s phone!
Yuna : mommy still in the market now, please .. my lovely sister lend me a bit ?? (kneel down to his siter)
Nirma : “brother get up please, haha I just kidding here, you can use now!
Yuna : hohoho thanks so much my beloved sister!! (so happy)
 

 



Short Dialog of Making Suggestions

1. In the sunny day, two man talk about the merger of their company, they feel that is good choice for them
Chaca : hey, wallnut , i think that our company will merge, what your opinion?
wallnut : oh chaca,,, yeah your company delfin and merge with my company silvergold thats good for us!
chaca : hmmm , we can see each other (with bright face)
wallnut : eh, good, how if we ask our merger leader to make us, have some positions?
chaca : yeah u're right , beside that opportunity, we can help each other right?
wallnut : of course we can, hehe good to see u again today, i'll go
chaca: see you later wallnut



2. Eschee and Naholen discuss about the guild announcement for next battle guild in their region. They feel that battle guild is the hardest chance to win and the enemy seem so strong.

Eschee : “len, tomorrow we will attack hurimPetah  on battle guild, lets announce in the list of our page, we’d better tell the other member by it right?
Naholen : “yep, but isn’t possible that we can win?”
Eschee : “maybe, I think that is solid guild and that speed so fast”
Naholen : “ahh, its okay, lets watch the match tomorrow!”
Eschee : “okay, … also don’t forget make a good strategy for battle yay?”
Naholen : “sure Eschee!”

Fungsi manajemen


Planning (suatu kegiatan sebelum kita melakukan pekerjaan)
Membuat rencana yang baik. Langkah – langkah yang harus dilakukan untuk menyusun rencana:
1)      Merumuskan tujuan yang jelas
2)      Menyusun rencana yang sederhana
3)      Membuat berbagai analisis
4)      Mempunyai sifat fleksibel, efektif dan efisien.
5)      Memiliki keseimbangan
6)      Mempunyai daya guna dan hasil guna
2.       Organizing (setelah melakukan perencanaan, manajer sebaiknya melakukan fungsi pengorganisasian, artinya manajer mengatur dan mengalokasikan pekerjaan, wewenang dan sumberdaya manusia)
3.       Staffing (penempatan)
Fungsi manajemen staffing, pimpinan melakukan perekrutan, penyusunan dan penempatan pegawai pada suatu organisasi / perusahaan. Staffing dapat memberikan daya guna / kontribusi bagi perusahaan.
4.       Directing (pengarahan)
Pimpinan menggunakan saran dan perintah kepada bawahan sesuai tugasnya masing – masing dengan tujuan agar tugas tersebut dapat bekerja dengan baik.
5.       Controlling (sedikit penyimpangan / hambatan yang sering dihadapi dalam perusahaan untuk itu fungsi manajemen pengawasan tidak semata – mata mencari kesalahan bawahan)


BIDANG MANAJEMEN
1.       Manajemen produksi : Kegiatan input menjadi output secara terencana dengan tujuan untuk menambah nilai penjabaran.
è Elemen utility
è Time utility
è Place utility
è Form utility
è Quantity utility
è Quality utility
è Service utility
è Ownership

Untuk itu supaya konsumen merasa puas maka manajemen produksi harus secara berurutan dan terencana. Pengendalian serta pengawasanya.

Perencanaan produksi :
1>     Jenis barang yang akan diproduksi
2>     Kualitas barang yang diinginkan konsumen
3>     Jumlah barang yang akan diproduksi
4>     Bahan baku yang akan digunakan
5>     Desain produksi
6>     Cara pengolahanya
7>     Orang – orang yang melakukanya
8>     Waktu produksi
9>     Fasilitas yang diperlukan
10> Kemungkinan produk baru
11> Kemungkinan lokasi pabrik baru